Monday, October 1, 2007

1st October 2007. Cocking Update #3. Our plans for world domination make a very small amount of progress

It's time once again to bring forth the bulletin of everything cock to our audience across the world. A great deal has happened since our last update a few weeks back. As promised the world of cocking is now categorised into exciting sub-collections of cock so that browsing the growing collection of cock captures is easier for all.

Another major milestone was reached (and sailed majestically past) as we increased the number of unique visitors beyond the 500 mark earlier this week. Latest figures indicate that more than 550 individuals altogether have now joined in the fun with us in our world of cock.

Two further innovations have been brought on-line since last time as well. Those of us who are playing an active part in growing the cock collection have now got their own register of cocking collaboration - follow the link from the main page. We have also plumbed the depths of our imaginations and come up with a new "non-cock" category where we can display a range of other body parts that we find to entertain ourselves duing our cocking activities. Go and have a look at this new area - subtely entitled "Ass, Tits and Fanny". Do I really need to explain any further?

Competition for the cock of the month for October is already hotting up after Nicki and Katie's tremendous victory in September with their submission of cock shaped pasta. The colleagues are vying with each other for the crowning of the next monthly champion. Why not join in by submitting your entries to:

thingscalledcock@hotmail.co.uk

Let's rally round and redouble our efforts to bring our sport to the world. Digital cameras at the ready and remember:

KEEP COCKING!

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