Thursday, January 31, 2008

Cocking update #6 - the return of the grandmaster cock

Well hello once again my faithful hordes of cocking colleagues. It's been a long lay off for Wrigglesworth your Master of ceremonies, following a change of job, switch of location, loss of computing facilities and a complete ban by Mrs Tordoff on my use of home computing systems due to the misguided view about the unsavoury nature of our glorious cocking past-time.

Still, here I am back again - using the facilties in Sevenoaks library, with a two month backlog of entries to catch up with - around 150 super cocks to add to our cock register - and a good number of asses, tits and fannies to boot! Bear with me - it's going to take quite some time to catch up. but don't let that put you off from submitting even more entries to our hotmail account!

There's also the excitement of the Cock of the month for both December 2007 and January 2008 to look forward to as well as a year of no decent prizes (or indeed any prizes at all) for thoswe lucky enough to receive this accolade and the chance to win COCK OF THE YEAR 2007 - mind you at this rate it will be nearly 2009 before I get round to sorting out the winner..........

In the meantime - you know how it goes by now: KEEP COCKING!!

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