Thursday, July 31, 2008

Cocking update # 8. The next steps for cocking......

Well here I am again. Il Cocko Grande and I have been considering how to counter our childishly short attention spans and low boredom thresholds by thinking of some innovative new diversions for our favourite pastime.

Naturally, we've almost entirely failed to think of anything particularly amusing or entertaining so thought we would ask you, our adoring band of colleagues, what we might do next to spread this interantional phenomena even further to an even wider audience. What do you think - let us know via the comments section in this post or to our web address:

thingscalledcock@hotmail.co.uk

We did have some ideas:

  • A new, "Not suitable for work" category - Cock Graffiti. It probably won't be suitable for anything else either, but we do have a few especially filthy bits of spray can creativity saved on the cock memory stick that I haven't dared upload before now. The time might now be right.
  • The first ever Cocking Convention - an idea that's been floating around for a while now. Cocking Colleagues gather in a pub called cock, wearing T-Shirts with their favourite entry on the front and the blog's URL on the back and drink copious quantities of ale called cock and share stories about their cocking exploits. Apparently the landlord of The Cock and Bottle in Bradford is a close personal friend of Shaun / Sean and will maybe put on some butties and chips if we ask nicely.
  • Do something with the facebook group that I created ages ago but can't be bothered making work - it would certainly expose things to a worldwide audience. But I still don't have the will to fathom out the intricacies of this particular bit of the information super highway, having been stranded in a lay by near Doncaster for many years now........

Of course if you agree with us about the lameness of our ideas, come up with your own you buggers and tell us. We can ridicule them accordingly as we see fit.

Probably we'll simply carry on uploading cock - but anything that exposes our sport to more willing cock initiates will be well worthwhile!!

At the very least, all I can say is, as ever,

KEEP COCKING!!

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